We
all have them. Those tiny, insignificant (almost trivial) little things that
make us want to gouge our own eyes out with a spoon. Don’t deny it, I wont
judge you.
We
all think ‘Oh I’m just being silly’, ‘I shouldn’t let this get to me’, 'There are
much bigger things to moan about in the world than this’ and you’re right. You
are so beyond right, there really are
much bigger, more important and devastating things happening all over the
world that would be more worthy of a moan, but I say embrace your inner Kim
Kardashian every now and again, a la- Lost Earing meltdown (JS this is still
one of the best moments on ‘Keeping up with the Kardashians…like ever. Youtube it.)
I’m
not saying everyday to have a full on bitch fit when you chip a nail or when
the WIFI cuts out for the third time in a day (Although, come on BT, get your
shit together,). I’m saying that when you do have your little moan, don’t feel
bad about it! A little moan is good for us every now and again…it saves the
soul. #Fact.
So
to make you feel less on your own in voicing those tedious, but bloody annoying
occurrences, I’ve thought of 5 things (it was a struggle to get the number down
from 7287, trust) that make Riri go a little craycray…
1.
When you hold the door open for someone and they don’t say thank you…
Right,
this one is straight up there in the number one spot for me. Look, I’m doing a
nice thing here, on my time you know, even when I got places to go (Home) and things
to do (Get changed into my PJ’s at 4pm and binge watch Gossip Girl), a nice
thing that I don’t have to do and yet you just walk straight on past, no
acknowledgement, no smile, nada.
ITS SOOOOO UNCOOL!!!
It
really is not difficult to say ‘Thank you’, ‘Cheers’, even a ‘Ta’ would be
suffice but to not appreciate it really does grind my gears…and makes you a 7%
shittiyer human being. #ScienceBitch
2.
People talking overly loud on public transport…
I
get it, the noise from the train or bus
can be loud and I know I’m not the best one for having an ‘Indoor Voice’ but
when you are having a conversation about your STI, on a PACKED train do
yourself a favour, in fact, do EVERYONE a favour and turn the volume down. It
aint pretty.
3.
People talking in the cinema….
Like
really…REALLY?! Why is this still happening in 2016?!!! Unless you are dying,
giving birth or that really cute guy FINALLY messaged you back, it really isn’t
that hard to shut the f**k up for 90 minutes! Films are sooooo mega, awesome,
amaze right now (and you’ve taken out a
small loan just to buy a cinema ticket) just detach from reality and enjoy the
movie!
4.Self
service checkouts…
We
do it to ourselves I know. No one has forced me to go through the mammoth
challenge of independently scanning my items but why oh why does it always end
up with me shouting, ‘IT’S IN THE BLOODY BAGGING AREA’. I wont be beaten by a
machine…I wont be beaten by a machine…
5.
Trying to find the end of the sellotape…
This
+ my Gel Nails = utter meltdown and me doing a horrendous Rylan Crying Face.
Enough said.
So
there you have it, my top 5 ‘Can’t even’ moments in life…oh wowzas, it felt so
freaking good to say them…try it, let me know what you ‘Can’t even’ and we can
bond over our petty moans! YAY.
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